come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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