i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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