If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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