So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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