we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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