bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Come on in and take your pants off
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