I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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