She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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