adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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