How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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