found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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