i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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