found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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