I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She told me I should be a condom model.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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