are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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