Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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