I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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