Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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