I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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