they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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