i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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