New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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