it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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