He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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