I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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