I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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