We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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