I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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