It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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