i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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