Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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