I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
