Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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