yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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