So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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