just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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