Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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