well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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