As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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