that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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