Just fell off a train. Bad.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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