The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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