real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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