Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
