Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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