Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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