Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
