Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Never joke about your clitoris.
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