even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Even my vagina gasped.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
It's blow job season.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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