Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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