I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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